Trump Tulsa Speech with the word “salute” replaced with “grab them by the pussy”

Filed in National by on June 22, 2020

They make speeches. Then, I make a speech that lasted a long time. I don’t know, maybe 45 minutes, maybe longer. I don’t know, but a long time. The sun is pouring down on me, OK? But they said to me before the speech, sir, would you like to grab each cadet by the pussy, each single cadet or maybe, they’ll be in groups of two?

Would you like to grab them by the pussy? Like this, yes, like this, almost 600 times, you know what that is? 600 times. Thank God they were in twos. Because let me tell you, you do that 600 times you go home and you say, well, it’s like a workout without a weight, right? 600 times. So, I did that. Then, the incredible helicopters, brand new, gorgeous helicopters, the Apaches and the other new ones that we just bought.

I grab them by the pussy for probably an hour and a half, maybe more, but around that. Watch, if I’m off like two minutes, They’ll say, he exaggerated. It was only an hour and twenty five minutes. He exaggerated, he lied, he lied. He’s a liar. These people are sick, the fake news. So then, so then, I finish grabbing them by the pussy my final pussy grab, I said, thank goodness.

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  1. Concerned Citizen says:

    Your grip on reality seems to be slipping. I don’t know you enough to care, but judging by your posts I hope people who do care about you are encouraging you to get help, even if it’s just talking to someone. Strong anti social behavior and thought patterns. You may have a chemical imbalance that is destabilizing your personality.

  2. Jason330 says:

    In the interest of equal time here is a trump quote where instances of sexual assault are replaced by the word “respect”


    Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start RESPECTING her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start RESPECTING them. It’s like a magnet. Just RESPECT. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.
    Bush: Whatever you want.

    Trump: RESPECT ’em. You can do anything.