The concept of “election day” might be on its way out. More than 97 million votes were cast before polls opened today, about 67% of the entire 2016 total. The fate of the nation will be decided by how many more votes are out there.
Drive-thru votes in Houston are safe for now, as a lawsuit seeking to ban 127,000 of them was tossed by a federal judge in Texas.
Trump’s future looks grim should he, as expected, lose the election. Not only are New York prosecutors slavering at the thought, Deutsche Bank is reportedly eager to dump its most famous client should he lose.
Junior brownshirt Kyle Rittenhouse was ordered held on $2 million bail in the shooting deaths of two protesters in Kenosha, Wisc. Any guesses how long it takes the wingnutosphere to raise the scratch?
Authorities in New Jersey and New York are considering pressing charges against leaders of Trump caravans that stopped traffic on major highways in recent days. Trump has no chance of winning either state, but if Jesus didn’t want people to be dicks he wouldn’t have invented pickup trucks.