Year: 2020

Coons' Super Secret Bipartisan Senate Caucus that is going to "work together" to "get things done for the American people" is off to a rough start. Pat Toomey, the one known member of the Super Secret Bipartisan Senate Caucus and Senator who Coons is "eager to work with", is trying to fuckup the stimulus and hamstring Joe Biden. It is almost as if the Super Secret Bipartisan Senate Caucus only exists in Coons' imagination.

President-elect Joe Biden is considering some well-known Republicans — think Meg Whitman types — for Commerce secretary as a way to signal to red-state Americans he understands their concerns and plans to address them.

Red state Americans don't give a fuck about Meg Whitman. They don't want to see "signals" of friendship from Biden. They want to see his head on a pike.