Crowdsourcing Ideas for Inauguration Night

Filed in National by on January 14, 2021

I want to do something communal to celebrate Biden’s inauguration. People are sick of Zoom, but a Zoom toast to Joe, to America? I don’t know. It is corny, and I’d much rather be in DC on the mall whooping it up with my fellow patriots but that will have to wait.

So is anybody doing anything?

Can we all jam out wi the same song and our doors and windows open?

Any and all ideas are welcome.

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  1. puck says:

    My toast will be not to Joe but to Trump’s exit. I suggest a few rounds of “Nah Nah Nah… Goodbye” and “Hit The Road Jack” on loop.

  2. Jason330 says:

    C’mon man. Celebrate Joe. Put down the cynics baggage for an hour. It will be there when you go to pick it back up.

  3. Alby says:

    Odds are pretty good you’ll be celebrating after or during a day of bloody rioting in DC.

    • jason330 says:

      I don’t see it. These chickenshit fuckers see their cosplay compatriots losing their jobs. This dumbfuckery has hit its high water mark.

      • Kris000 says:

        I hope you are right. More and more is coming out about the craziness. Will wait to see what happens this weekend as the other “rallys” are slated to begin in various states.

    • Ben says:

      Alby, that kind of defeatist cynicism really doesn’t do anyone any good.

      😉

      But yeah, it’s gonna be bad. Biden will still be president at the end of the day, but JFC, we’re not done with the Magats yet. I DO think it’ll be their last major stand. The fallout from it will hopefully put a quick end to the Maddison Taylor Boebert TriFuckta

      • Alby says:

        I never doubted there would be violence, but I didn’t figure on MAGAt Congresscritters and federal police turning traitor.

        If the Capitol had been properly guarded most of Jan. 6 never would have happened.

  4. puck says:

    I’ll certainly raise a glass to his health and success.

  5. bamboozer says:

    Come on over and sing as you like, have a built in stage on my side yard and regularly sing there. Hell, I’ll join you and can actually sing. Seems after 45 years it finally took a set as we say here.

  6. Bill Dunn says:

    I suggest Mimosas or champagne at 12:01pm and a brief minute to sigh.

  7. Ben says:

    Xanax and wine in the morning. Wake up the next day to either dictator Trump or something tolerable.

  8. jason330 says:

    I get the feeling that you guys don’t have much experience with faux tough guys and self-important blowhards.