DL Open Thread: Wednesday Feb 24th, 2021

Fuck Susan Collins.  Fuck the GOP.  Who cares if Susan Collins  votes for the Covid aid bill? Why does this matter to anyone? For once, play like winners, Democrats.  You won the trifecta.  Ram shit down their throats.  Let the dumbfuck Party answer for their votes at the ballot box.  Oh but that isn't "bipartisan".  Fuck that stupid bullshit.  

Collins: Biden's $1.9T coronavirus package won't get any Senate GOP votes | TheHill

Coons says top secret bipartisan caucus is still kicking, just keeping it on the down low as befits a secret society. 

What are Republicans Supposed to be Angry About Today? – Feb 22, 2021

The marching orders have been officially handed down. Today, my dear Republican idiots and assholes, you are supposed to pretend that Joe Biden called all police and all active duty and retired members of the armed forces demented white supremacists. Pretend hard, my dunce hat wearing cherubs.  Pretend your fat white asses off and get angry as possible.  When you think you are angry enough...DOUBLE IT!     The Last Guy is depending on you.

DL Open Thread: Monday, Feb 22, 2021

This Cancun thing is sticking to Ted Cruz because everyone knows he is a huge asshole.   

Resign Ted!

The Houston Chronicle, one of the largest papers in the state, called for Cruz to resign over the fiasco. “Take our advice, senator, and resign,” the editorial board wrote. “Seems like you could use a break and we could, too, from an ineffective politician who, even in crisis, puts his personal itinerary before the needs of Texans.”

What are Republicans pretending to be mad about today? Biden has been President for four weeks and already 1/2 a million people have died of Covid.  He is the worst Hitler since Hitler! 

U.S. Nears ‘Stunning’ Toll of 500,000 Coronavirus Deaths

DL Open Thread Sunday, Feb. 21, 2021

Erik Prince, the mercenary billionaire who's high on the list of Republicans who should swing from the gallows, has violated the UN's arms embargo on Libya by procuring $80 million…