Is is any wonder that Americans most grotesque and fraudulent President, and the worst first family has been welcomed by Florida? Of course they have. The Trump’s are the perfect mascots for the grotesque frauds that keep electing grotesque frauds like Matt Gaetz and Ron DeSantis.
Florida reservoir leaking toxic wastewater demonstrates decades of regulatory failure, environmental activists say
Florida man, Florida man,
great head of hair, studio tan,
if I were hitching in the Everglades
and you pulled up, I’d be afraid.
I wouldn’t climb into your minivan,
your swampmobile, O Florida man.
I’d wait for a ride with an honest trucker.
Anyone but you, you sleazy fucker.
I could go on and on about how bad Florida is. But I can’t imagine any one actually trying to defend the shit hole and its shithead residents, so I’ll just paste the rest of today’s FUCK YOU Florida news below and allow you all to agree with me in peace.
Former Florida GOP congressman: State politicians assuming Gaetz’s career is over
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis pressures CDC to allow cruises by July
Florida Republicans considering new election bill that would effectively ban giving voters water
Florida Republicans are considering a bill that would effectively make it a crime to give voters food or drink, including water, within 150 feet of polling places.
Will Florida’s transgender sports bill hurt business?
The NCAA pulled events from North Carolina after it passed its “bathroom bill” in 2016. Could the group do the same in Florida?
Florida Gov. DeSantis Rejects Vaccine Passports As ‘Completely Unacceptable’
DeSantis said he will issue emergency rules this week to prevent businesses from requiring proof of vaccination, and will work with Florida’s Legislature on a …