Witzke vs Reality
Christians are so persecuted in America. Christians are forced to practice their religion in secret. They are exiled, executed by beheading and by being fed to beasts. Their families are broken up and they are forced into servitude. They are unable to buy or own property. They are systematically denied civil protections. Abused by police. Offered no protections from the courts. It is pretty horrible to be a Christian in America. It’s like Nazi Germany meets the slave owning south.
Having a balance of zero dollars might be the actual cause of her problem.
This hateful puddle of loose stool is “in ministry”? Christian views? Fletcher Christian, maybe.
She was ‘ministering’ to her Mexican drug cartel bosses.
Guess they didn’t pay too well…
Witzke, Lindell the Pillow Guy, Tim Allen — what is it with ex-junkie conservatives? They seem even crazier than the rest of them. They’re giving former drug addicts a bad name — OK, a worse name.
An Instagram thrist trap reactionary dumb dumb on a MAGA grift versus a corporate banking behemoth who’s been caught targeting poor Black people with predatory loans and creating fake accounts in storefront finance companies to hit fake growth goals?
Let them fight!
Evil Oligarchs, BTW, is a good name for a death-metal band.
“Reactionary Dumb-Dumb on a MAGA Grift” is their first single.
I checked: https://www.spirit-of-metal.com/find.php?l=en&nom=Evil+Oligarchs / https://www.discogs.com/search/?q=Evil+Oligarchs
It’s not currently taken! Go for it.
I love the way her stooges uncritically believe her banking problems have anything to do with her politics. She was “stranded” without money, and patriots stepped up to bail her out. I love it.
Maybe if she, y’know, got a job…
Delaware GOP candidates are too important to have “jobs”. Witchypoo didn’t have one either, and is back in mom’s basement.
Warning: Finding new names for metal bands is habit forming, and a name like Evil Oligarchs is the first step towards addiction.
I feel like they should be the Evil Oligarchs of [Something]. Got any suggestions?
Evil Oligarchs of Pants (non-sequitur)
Evil Oligarchs of the Fantasy Realm (literal)
Evil Oligarchs of Oligarchy (vocabulary challenged)
Evil Oligarchs of Apartment 11-C (whimsey)
Evil Oligarchs of Happiness (ironic)
Rereading after an hour or so my favorite is:
Evil Oligarchs of Apartment 11-C
That’s a song by They Might Be Giants.