I really wanted someone to headline the Bezos in Space story “Giant Dick Travels to Space in Giant Dick,” but for some reason he actually has fanboys. I think comedian Bo Burnham is mocking Bezos, but I can’t be sure; he posted a tweet congratulating Bezos this morning, and I couldn’t tell if that was sincere either. Both songs come from Burnham’s well-received Netflix special “Inside,” which chronicles his pandemic isolation. Warning: Some people find “Bezos I” to be an earworm.