Some dumb fucking conservative idiots have gotten into the habit of circulating “shocking” bullshit among themselves, then pretending that the shocking bullshit came from a school in the Caesar Rodney School District. The social media posts bout the “shocking things they are teaching in school” typically include calls to respond to the outrage, and “JAM THE SUPERINTENDENT’S INBOX” It seemed fun, so I tried my hand at writing one one of these bullshit outrage trigger documents.