Your US Senator is a very lazy shithead, and the US Senate is hopelessly broken and worthless

Filed in National by on May 26, 2022

You know your country is in a bad way when you’ve developed a sort of hierarchy of the awfulness of mass shootings, depending on the location and the number and identity of the victims. It’s safe to say the worst of all happen in an elementary school. The Sandy Hook massacre was a special kind of horror that transfixed the nation for days, and now so is Uvalde, Texas, where a lone gunman butchered 19 children and two adults in a local school on Tuesday.

In response, some senators proposed a vote on a background check bill that has passed the House several times, most recently last March. The swing Democratic votes in the Senate leaped into action to clarify that nothing of the sort would be done. Reached by reporters at the Capitol asking if he would support ending the Senate filibuster to clear the way for the bill, Joe Manchin refused, insisting, “The filibuster is the only thing that prevents us from total insanity.” Kyrsten Sinema concurred, telling reporters that she doesn’t think “D.C. solutions are realistic here.”

The Senate leadership barely even pretended to try to force their hands by scheduling a vote. Instead, senators are reportedly going on their Memorial Day recess. It’s a broken, worthless institution.

Meanwhile Senator Chris Coons would like you to know that “we” have to do more, but by “we” he does not mean the US Senate.

Senator Chris Coons
@ChrisCoons
We have to do more. We have to make it harder for individuals to get access to weapons who have demonstrated the capacity, or the potential, to use them to harm themselves or their families. And we have to do more to address gun violence. We cannot become numb to this.

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  1. jason330 says:

    FWIW – It happened. I’ve turned the corner.

    I’m now looking forward to the mid-terms and the GOP coming in to arrest the Biden family and burn the first American republic down to the ground. It isn’t the deus ex machina of my dreams but at least it is something.

  2. Alby says:

    So basically Coons is saying that it’s mental health, not guns, that’s the problem here. That’s a shit-headed take, all right.

  3. Arthur says:

    My guess is these exact words and sentiments were expressed after columbine also. F them all. Every single one is a worthless, self centered, aggrandizing, money hungry, attention whore. I’m done with voting and politics and all their BS. I think in grade school when they used to do the spina bifida check it wasnt for physical purposes it was to see who the ones with the least spine were to pull them aside to be groomed as a politician

  4. RE Vanella says:

    Speaking of the US Senate. I know this makes people so mad. Oh well

    https://prospect.org/politics/senate-has-forfeited-its-right-to-exist-uvalde-school-shooting/