Winners
David Sokola, Bryan Townsend, Elizabeth “Tizzy” Lockman – Plainspoken truth: “…a brazen willingness to circumvent the same open government laws and accounting standards she was elected to enforce.” “Any public official engaged in these behaviors is unfit for public office, but especially the state’s top financial watchdog,”
Steve Wood – Mr Razzle-Dazzle took what looked like an open and shut case and created enough doubt in the jury room to beat the most serious charges.
Highlands Bunker (REV & BILL) – The daily coverage was really good. It was a great test case for their style of new media. Treading the razors edge between comedy and tragedy, they won admirers among Kathy haters and Kathy lovers alike.
Lydia York – Probably wouldn’t have been moved enter the Democratic primary for the office of Auditor of Accounts is the current auditor wasn’t so awful.
Losers
Peter C. Schwartzkopf – Even more exposed as corrupt a-hole for his tireless support for his corrupt buddy.
John Carney – Such weak Tea. Doesn’t call for her removal but…“He finds it difficult to understand how the auditor, who swore an oath to place the public interests above any special or personal interests, can continue to serve the people of Delaware effectively given the circumstances,” said spokeswoman Emily Hershman.
Kathy Jennings – Her office didn’t come off great with the win. Does Woods really have grounds for appeal? He sure seems to think so.
Kathy McGuiness – Says it was “political” which is ironic because she didn’t do a goddam fucking thing in office that wasn’t “political”.
Delawareans – We’ve had a self-aggrandizing, do-nothing auditor for years and still do.