Always a Delaware Connection
Reports are emerging that the Colorado shooter’s dad Aaron Brink (the guy who on finding out his son murdered people said: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting… And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.”) is a former MMA fighter and porn star who has sexually performed under the name of “Dick Delaware.”
After all the steroids I’m sure it’s a small wonder.
I’m opposed to a Like button simply b/c people are obsessed by the number of likes they get.
However, that deserves a ‘Like’.
Thought Jason might be playing us. He wasn’t:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron_Brink
Well, he got the “dick” part right.
When he says ” I am a conservative Republican” and all he really means is that he hates and fears gays, I realized that an entire generation of Americans have never known “conservative Republican” to mean anything other than raging asshole.
I mean I think there are still some old farts who remember when “conservative” meant sober and level-headed. But that number is dwindling rapidly.
Well, if this isn’t a hate crime, I don’t know what is. The hatred having been passed down by the mass murderer’s father.
A father who is relieved that his son is only a mass murderer. But not gay.
Dick Delaware for Governor, 2024. “Bringing back small-d democratic values!”
He was on an episode of “Intervention” several years ago. Surprisingly, it was not successful. That interview yesterday just screams “meth!” Aaron/Dick has been in and out of prison for years.
And it’s Puck for the win with the famed “small wonder” quote. Honorable mention to Alby with as in “dick part right”.