Reports are emerging that the Colorado shooter’s dad Aaron Brink (the guy who on finding out his son murdered people said: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting… And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.”) is a former MMA fighter and porn star who has sexually performed under the name of “Dick Delaware.”