Whatever Happened to Lauren Witzke?
Not that I care about what’s become of the one time de-facto leader of the DEGOP. I just think it is a measure of how flat out dead the DEGOP is that they can’t even keep an early Lappy!(tm) booster like Witzke interested hanging around.
She’s doing a streaming video show with some guy who wants to bone her, on which she extols the virtues of traditional womanhood while waiting for her ovaries to shut down. There’s a great clip of her going on about deep state operated hurricane control technology.
She’s still got 30 grand in the PAC she used to have pay her hotel and travel bills for trips to dry-hump various alt-right morons and have old men throw money into the kitty in exchange for… whatever it is she does for them:
https://www.fec.gov/data/committee/C00736140/?tab=about-committee
Last time I checked…
https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/lauren-witzke-says-giving-women-the-right-to-vote-was-the-worst-thing-that-ever-happened-to-america/
“In regards to women voting, that was the worst thing that ever happened to America,” Witzke said. “Women overwhelmingly vote on their emotions and liberals are very good at appealing to emotions, ‘Oh, look at these migrant children, they have nowhere to go, look at this pregnant migrant woman, she has nowhere to go, we have got to open up our borders and give her cash assistance for the rest of her life here in America.’ And women vote for that. They vote to have weapons taken away, our Second Amendment rights taken away.”
“Women used to not vote because their husband would make the choice for them,” Witzke continued. “Now, if just our husbands and landowners were voting, we’d be in a much better place than we are now. We’d have closed borders. We’d have no infringements on our Second Amendment rights. Red flag laws would be a thing of the past. And we as women wouldn’t have such authority and power over who gets into elected office because we don’t deserve it. The way that women vote, it’s been terrible. I’m apologizing as a female voter for the rest of my fellow female voters because they are voting our country away, and it is extremely dangerous.”
And whatever became of witchypoo, whom Delaware desperately needed to lead us, despite a day of public service in her life, slinking her way back to mom’s basement in New Jersey? After it was all said and done and the FEC penalties taken care of, she could have at least shacked up with that Christian musician she was playing hide-the-pickle with.
Then again, when your own personal stalker is erstwhile Oath Keeper disbarred lawyer Jon Moseley, your best move is to do something that might get you into the witness protection program.
My guess is sniffing coke blowing alt right guys but that’s just a guess and all…
Word is Kim petters is stepping up her home wrecker game to be the next Lauren