What’s rock bottom for Tesla? $75 per share? $20? Receivership?

I’m not a big stock investor, so I don’t pay very close attention to the rise and fall of individual stocks, but watching the collapse of Barron VonDickhead’s business empire is endlessly entertaining.

Let’s check in on Elon Musk’s brilliant idea for running his car company — investing most of his time running another company into the ground while alienating his core customers with sub-replacement-level MAGA shitposting:

I’m sure it will start working eventually. Maybe make Cat Turd 2.0 Vice President of Posting or something.