DL Open Thread Wednesday April 13 2022

Listen Up everyone. Seriously. Settle down. As you know, the most important thing in this office is CONFIDENTIALITY. Also, LOYALTY. They are both number one.  They are co-equal for me doing my best auditing. Right?  because when I win, we all win, right?   Only metaphorically speaking, because...you know...you get to continue working here, and that is winning.   Anyway...Also, PUBLIC RELATIONS! It is very very important.  Also number 1 in importance. Edith, please stop looking at me like that.  We can too have three number ones. Just like the Romans.  Jeez...learn some history.   Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted by Miss Bitchface, I was going to say that during these trying times we must project a calm image of normalcy.  So when I say PUBLIC, You say RELAY-SHUNS.  Let me hear you.  PUBLIC! ..... *crickets chirp in the distance* Well, we don't really have time for that, but we're all on the same page, right?  Ok. Good. Now I'm taking my daughter..uh, I mean my assistant to lunch. Where did I put that office credit card?
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