Comment Jail
Did your comment get locked up? Sometimes WordPress doesn’t like your browser or the three piece corduroy suit from Sears that you wore to your First Communion. Maybe you put in a bunch of links, or have a dumbfuck using your computer who was trying to be a troll or some shit. Who knows?
Anyway, if you have been able to comment in the past, but have had comments locked up, drop us a note and provided you aren’t a dick, we’ll try to release it.
Jason forgot to mention–WE decide who’s a dick and who isn’t.
Had two of my comments locked up last week. And I DID own something similar to the suit on the right back in the day…
When one of my comments is moderated I just walk away. None of my comments is going to save the world.
WordPress uses a number of criteria to determine whether a comment is spam or not. One of the criteria is “more than two links. Another is something like “complexity” which looks at a bunch of stuff like how many capitals or special characters in the comment. It is somewhat unknowable but is apparently set to a hair trigger.
And yes, I had the tan corduroy suit.
My corduroy three-piece was dark brown, and it once led a Delaware magistrate to mistake me for a lawyer (and not to my benefit).
My GOD! Is ugly fashion wear from Sears the unifying principle for all of our contributors and commenters?
This is why we use pseudonyms.