A RadioGPT version of Rick Jensen would be a huge improvement

Filed in National by on March 8, 2023

Jensen is a clunky beta version. He is only programed to do one thing – listen the Sean Hannity each night and regurgitate that nonsense during the day – whereas an up-to-date AI version could listen to Hannity each night and regurgitate that nonsense during the day in the style of Tennessee Williams.

Replacing Humans “Is the Furthest Thing From Our Mindset,” Says the Company Selling an A.I. Radio Host

RadioGPT can talk. It can research. It can take your calls. And it could be coming to your market.

The humble broadcast-radio host, whether a disc jockey or interviewer or reporter, has been going through it for decades now. The 1996 Telecommunications Act fueled the consolidation of local stations, decimating their staffs. The explosion of online radio, music and video streaming, and podcasting have upended ratings for shows on public airwaves. Phones and computers and smart speakers increasingly supplant radio sets. Funding for public radio is notoriously unreliable. It isn’t the best time for your modern-day Wolfman Jacks, or for any media profession.

On top of all that, your local DJ was already on the losing end of the artificial-intelligence revolution. Before the A.I. hype from last year, and even before the COVID recession demolished media ad markets, broadcast networks were gutting on-air talent at the both the national and collegiatelevel to trim budgets and automate programming: syndicating well-known shows and brands, prerecording and prearranging late-night broadcasts, training a roboticized voice to fill in the space when needed. Coupled with major streaming services’ dependence on algorithms and automation to curate playlists and make user recommendations—often with bizarre side effects—these developments make clear that the music industry anticipates the need for fewer humans down the line.

Here is the paragraph from above in the style of a Tennessee Williams monologue:

(Enter a disheveled and downtrodden radio host, pacing back and forth on an empty stage.)

You know, folks, it ain’t easy being a radio host these days. It ain’t easy at all. The world’s changin’, and it’s leaving us behind.

It started with the 1996 Telecommunications Act, and it ain’t stopped since. Local stations, once the heart and soul of our communities, consolidated and cut staff. The explosion of online radio, streaming, and podcasting has taken our listeners away. People don’t even use radio sets no more; they got phones and computers and smart speakers.

And it ain’t just that. No, sir. We was already losin’ out to the machines. Artificial intelligence they call it. Before the COVID recession, before the A.I. hype, networks were cuttin’ on-air talent left and right, automatin’ everything from syndicated shows to late-night broadcasts. And now, even the music industry is getting in on the action, usin’ algorithms and automation to pick playlists and make recommendations.

It’s like they don’t need us no more, folks. They don’t need our human touch, our personality, our soul. They just need a voice, any voice, to fill the silence. And that ain’t right.

We’re the Wolfman Jacks of today, and we’re bein’ left behind. It’s a tough time for any media profession, but it’s especially tough for us. We gotta fight to keep our place in this world, to keep our voices heard.

But damn it, we will. We’ll fight for every second of airtime we can get. We’ll fight for every listener, every fan, every soul out there who needs a voice in the night. We may be down, but we ain’t out. Not yet.

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  1. mediawatch says:

    So, Jensen will go on air tomorrow and say, “Remember, my friends, I am your retribution.”

    • Jason330 says:

      If Hannity said it. But I think that was Trump. Once again saying the whispered parts out loud.

  2. Jason330 says:

    I find it both hilarious and horrifying to know that the chatGPt could read that story and produce this bit:

    It’s like they don’t need us no more, folks. They don’t need our human touch, our personality, our soul. They just need a voice, any voice, to fill the silence. And that ain’t right.

  3. puck says:

    ChatGPT and its clones have privacy implications for non-corporate users like ourselves. ChatGPT requires you to log in with an email-based ID. For now it seems like great fun, like Facebook was. But everything you generate with ChatGPT and post online is potentially traceable back to you.

    ChatGPT owns the records of which users generated which text. It’s only a matter of time before those records are monetized.

  4. bamboozer says:

    Sorry, bereft of sympathy for any DJ ever, but am enjoying the down state version of “What goes around comes around” as they get a taste of their own medicine. Looking forward to the high tech stupidity that AI is set to unleash, also the looks from a great many who thought they could not be replaced. This time eliminating jobs will have a whole new and robotic face.

  5. Alby says:

    That’s some lame Tennessee Williams right there. I have never seen anything produced by AI that was any better than hack work.

    As the excerpt notes, and the chatbot would have if it had anything like actual intelligence, you don’t need to replace what’s already gone.

    As for DJs, apparently nobody remembers that WSTW spent its first 10 years or so on the air without any human interruption.

    You know who should worry a lot more? Podcasters.

    • GeoBumm says:

      Back in the day, STW was the station that annoying cross-talked over MMR and YSP on cheap radio receivers. Did anyone actually want to listen to early ‘80s pop?
      Aside story – As a kid, lived in Talley Brook for a while. Dad used the backyard (DEL tower field) to shoot model rockets. We could ‘tune in’ DEL on pretty much any electrical device with a speaker. Interesting times.

  6. nathan arizona says:

    You’re right. That is terrIble. I want to hear it in the style of David Mamet. Put that coffee down, Jensen. Coffee’s for closers.

  7. Michael Lowell says:

    Where is Al Mascitti when you need him?