Two quick things.
1) The notion that Trump would suffer some momentary discomfort to help anyone is laughable.
2) If you believe Trump when he says, “They aren’t really coming after me for my $130,000 hush money payments to a porn star who I fucked in Reno while my wife was home with our newborn baby, they are coming after you for your $130,000 hush money payments to a porn star who you fucked in Reno while your wife was home with your newborn baby.” Well, you are really asking to be abused, aren’t you?