[Dumb Fucking] Statement from DEGOP Speaks for Itself [Annotated]

 For Immediate Release
                    Media Contact: George D. Rotsch 302-354-5730

Statement Regarding the Trump Indictment

“This is a sad day in our nation.  But it should not surprise us that Alvin Bragg indicted former President Donald Trump. [This is a shocking break with MAGA orthodoxy to admit that Trump is the “former” President. tsk, tsk, Jane.] His campaign promise was to get Donald Trump.  And this simply continues the practice of the Democrats using Government against the people. First the IRS, then the FBI, and now the Manhattan DA’s Office. [Lappy!(tm) would like you to repeat how politically motivated prosecutions are wrong – but with feeling this time!] 

Legally, the case appears flawed, […crimes are only committed by black people in cities, Trump is white, duh!] outside the prosecutor’s jurisdiction and the statute of limitations.  [Yes, we have made the switch from Fox News to Newsmax. Why do you ask?] 

Politically, if it was intended to harm the former President, that has backfired; his favorability shot up, and donations are pouring in. [OMG!! YES!! Please nominate him!! HE IS AWESOME, WILL SURELY WIN NEXT TIME!! The campaign speeches that are long boring lists of grievances are certain to win over moderates and independents.] 

We the People, are not stupid.  [Psssst….Whenever someone claims to not be stupid, guess what..?]   We recognize a political prosecution for what it is. Regrettably, this is yet another instance of the unfair application and weaponization of governmental authority.”  [Well, Biden did say, “I am Your RETRIBUTION”.  oh wait, that wasn’t Biden? Shoot.].  

 Jane, [I once humored the brain-dead dunces, now I am one] Brady

Chair of the [flat out of ideas] Delaware GOP