Those Zany Christians

Filed in National by on April 9, 2023

Christian zealotry takes many forms. Here in the United States we have zealots taking healthcare away from women to make Jesus smile. In the Philippines….

SAN PEDRO CUTUD, Philippines >> Eight Filipinos were nailed to crosses to reenact Jesus Christ’s suffering in a bloody Good Friday tradition, including a carpenter, who was crucified for the 34th time with a prayer for Russia’s invasion of Ukraine to end because it has made poor people like him more desperate.

The real-life crucifixions in the farming village of San Pedro Cutud in Pampanga province north of Manila resumed after a three-year pause due to the coronavirus pandemic. About a dozen villagers registered but only eight people showed up, including 62-year-old carpenter and sign painter Ruben Enaje, who screamed as he was nailed to a wooden cross with a large crowd watching in the scorching summer heat.

Happy Easter to anyone who celebrates it.

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  1. bamboozer says:

    As a devout Atheist I’m celebrating by drinking coffee and playing jazz piano as once again the Piano Bug has bit, and it’s a good thing.