Moving Forward with Kamala

I asked CHatGPT to translate this week's economic news into a one act play, but include a role for Trump. This is what it came up with. Title: Moving Forward with Kamala Characters: Joe, the President of the United States Kamala, the Vice President of the United States Tom, the Secretary of Labor Janet, the Secretary of the Treasury Emily, a journalist Donald Trump, former President Act I Scene 1: Joe and Kamala are sitting in the Oval Office discussing the latest job numbers. Joe: (smiling) Today’s job numbers came in higher than expected, with the U.S. adding 253,000 nonfarm jobs in April. Kamala: (excitedly) That’s great news, Joe! Unemployment fell yet again, to 3.4%, matching a rate not seen since 1969. Black unemployment is at an all-time low of 4.7%. Joe: (nodding) For Hispanics it’s 4.4%, and ...