Trump is going to take part in tonight’s debate courtesy of Fox News showing clips of his greatness. That is all you basically need to know about the remaining nobodies in the stage. I’m going to watch as much as I can prior to puking. Here is what I’ll be looking for.
Burgum: Who? Next.
Christie: Drags Marco Rubio onto the stage to punch him. Gains 2 points in the polls.
DeSantis :Yells “I love Trump!” and stabs himself. Gets polite applause.
Haley: Makes reasoned case for why we need to support Ukraine, which Fox News will cut away from to run a “My Pillow” ad.
Hutchinson: Who? Next.
Pence: …of hang Mike Pence fame, delivers a zinger about not being Asa Hutchison. Only crickets respond.
Ramaswamy : Channels Kendal Roy energy to rap about not getting vaccinated with his good friend Joe Rogen.
Scott: Get’s ruffled when Ramaswamy asks him for a Diet Coke.
