Do House Republicans hand out Speaker of the House bonus points for being a kiddie diddler? Dennis Hastert, former high school wrestling coach, served in the office. Now America’s drooling class wants to put Jim Jordan in the job, and while nobody has implicated him in the actual molestation that took place while he was a college wrestling assistant coach, not many people believe his claim that he saw nossing, nossing while it went on for years. Hey, it worked for that other notable Nazi, Sgt. Schultz.
It’s gonna make a great Hollywood blockbuster some day, but the story of Katalin Karikó winning the Nobel Prize for work that got her demoted by the University of Pennsylvania doesn’t exactly cover our research science establishment with any glory. But it will make a great comeback role for Angelina Jolie.
From the We Are So Fucked file: Climate change is killing the Amazon rain forest. Nobody will pay much attention because it’s gonna be tough to turn into a Hollywood blockbuster.
Something unpleasant is happening in the so-called Holy Land. The only thing we can be certain about is that it’s Joe Biden’s fault.
The floor’s yours.