Less money, mo’ problems for the world’s richest man. Yesterday Chancellor Kathaleen McCormick called Elon Musk’s Tesla pay package “unfathomable” and voided the deal. And this just days after some Frenchie overtook him as the “world’s richest person.” This helps explain why the inveterate hypester announced that Neuralink had implanted its first device in a human brain. He adheres to the Trumpian practice of creating a distraction whenever bad news breaks. He also Xed out “Never incorporate your company in the state of Delaware,” which I’m sure has Jeff Bullock quaking in his boots.
Speaking of the devil, Trump can appeal E. Jean Carroll’s $83 million jury award, but meanwhile he has to put a large sum in escrow. Biographer David Cay Johnston, who for years has documented Trump’s financial chicanery, is salivating at the prospect that this will force open the ‘s no-doubt-cooked books. Considering that the GOP is composed of grifters and billionaires’ bitch boys, Trump is the perfect person to lead it.
Because the cruelty is the point, Ohio is looking into nitrogen gas executions – you know, the method Alabama used last week to asphyxiate a convict over the course of seven or eight minutes. I confess I do not oppose the death penalty. I think we should use it on corporations.
From the This Time They’ve Found It For Sure file: An undersea explorer’s robot sonar has captured the image of what might be Amelia Earhart’s plane 16,000 feet below the surface about 100 miles from her destination, Howland Island. If you sense a documentary coming on, you’re not alone.
The floor’s yours.