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DL Open Thread Wednesday, April 3, 2024

Just when you thought that Israel couldn’t sink any lower, they drone-bombed a World Central Kitchen vehicle, killing seven people working to bring food to famine-stricken Gaza – despite having cleared the trip with Israel’s defense department ahead of time. Which demonstrates that this regime isn’t just evil, it’s also incompetent.

RFK Jr. tried to claim that Joe Biden is a bigger threat to democracy than Donald Trump, which is the kind of idiotic statement that could only come from the kind of perv who kept a diary of his numerous extra-marital trysts that prompted his wife to kill herself when she found it. A normal human being would slink away from public scrutiny in shame after demonstrating that the only part of the family legacy he inherited was an inability to keep his dick in his pants.

Another member of Trump’s Whiny Bitch Brigade, Peter Navarro, really, really, doesn’t like being in prison. He’s done two weeks of his 40-day sentence and he’s already mewling to another Supreme Court justice to let him out. This constant barrage of nuisance suits, Trump’s MO for decades, is all the proof you need to see that our “justice” system is a rigged game worthy of the most banana-flavored banana republic.

Former Maryland Gov. Larry Hogan, who’s running for a Senate seat he might very well win, has some ‘splainin’ to do over the Key Bridge collapse, because he pushed hard for these mammoth tanker ships to use the Port of Baltimore. Naturally, he refused to answer for it when reporters came calling about it.

Joe Flaherty, writer and actor on the classic sketch comedy show SCTV, died Monday at age 82. His SCTV characters included Count Floyd, host of Monster Chiller Horror Theater, who dressed like a vampire but howled like a werewolf. The gag was that the movies, usually starring Dr. Tongue – “Doctor Tongue’s 3-D House of Pancakes,” “Dr. Tongue’s 3-D House of Stewardesses,” and so on – were never scary, leaving Count Floyd to apologize and promise that next week’s movie would be. SCTV rarely ventured into politics, but made an exception with “3-D House of Representatives.”

Flaherty also played station owner Guy Caballero, who always appeared in a wheelchair despite not needing one. See if this clip reminds you of anyone.

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