DL Open Thread Monday, May 13, 2024

A little wake-up call for anyone who thinks putting Republicans in power would help the Palestinians in Gaza: South Carolina lickspittle Lindsay Graham wants Israel to nuke Gaza. It won’t happen, of course, because if they did Jared Kushner would be deprived of all that waterfront real estate.

I’m not saying everyone in MAGA World is a monster, but some jamoke who used to be an aide for Trump released a video of himself giving money to homeless people – except it’s counterfeit money. Here, I’ll let Johnny McEntee force all pregnant women to register with the state. Did I mention that all these people are monsters? I know we’re not supposed to refer to these, um, creatures as non-human, but it would help if they would show any evidence of actually being human. OTOH, the only creatures we ever accuse of being inhuman are … humans.

One sign that brain worms have damaged RFK Jr.’s brain: He’s bragging about having worms in his brain. Of course, “brain worms” isn’t an accurate label for the parasitic infection that left him in his present condition.

Trump wants to cut taxes on billionaires, but does he really need to? Rich Americans already pay a lower rate than working-class people do. And it’s not like he’s a real billionaire anyway.

The floor’s yours.