The Harris campaign has shown a talent for reducing Donald Trump to a sputtering fountain of rage, and never more so than when mocking him over crowd sizes – hers are bigger. It’s not entirely his ego at stake. His whole rationale for the Big Lie, that his enormous crowds mean he must have won, collapses if people stop showing up for his snoozefests.
A leaked memo revealed the strategy a pro-Trump PAC is going to spend $100 million promoting: Harris is soft on crime. Perhaps this will prompt the mainstream media to point out that violent crime is way down. Indeed, all the issues Trump whines about on are trending against him: Crime is down, inflation is easing and border crossings are falling. He’s finding out that running against reality is hard.
If a Republican has a thought in his head, does it die of loneliness? The Freedumb Caucus has only ever had one idea: threatening to shut down the government. They’re now saying they’ll do it again Sept. 30 because the Senate won’t pass its bill making it illegal for illegal immigrants to vote, which is, of course, already illegal and rarely happens. I’ve seen more political talent at Boys State.
The Elon Musk-Donald Trump Mutual Masturbation Society held its first meeting last night, and the participants took turns showing themselves to be idiots. First Musk’s Xitter broke down, just as it did when he tried this with Ron DeSantis, then Trump replayed his tired medley of greatest hits. But all anyone is talking about is that Trump apparently forgot to use his DentuGrip, making him sound like a sociopathic Sylvester the Cat. Hysterically, his spokesweasel denied that he was slurring his words. Hey, who ya gonna believe, Trump or your lying ears?
The floor’s yours.