Despite all the post-election finger-pointing, everyone has overlooked what might have turned the tide in Trump’s favor: P’Nut the squirrel. For those too busy paying attention to important matters like the future of the nation, P’Nut was an internet star who was unfortunately in the care of Mark Longo in New York state, which bans ownership of wild animals. State wildlife officials confiscated P’Nut and a raccoon and killed them to test for rabies, supposedly because the squirrel bit someone when it was being “rescued” by the state. In the last days of the campaign people were sending out texts telling people to avenge P’Nut by voting for that noted animal lover who’s never had a pet, Trump. Now it turns out that not only were the animals not rabid – duh, they lived in a house, not the woods – but that officials intended to kill the animals all along. Longo says he’s going to sue, which is, to be fair, what Trump would do.
In other news, Trump is nominating unqualified dumbfucks for his cabinet, but I’ll wait until Antifa publishes a kill sheet to pay attention to who goes where. I’m well aware that these dumbfucks are going to dumbfuck everything into Dumbfuckland, but I don’t have to know the details. YMMV.
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