Song of the Day 12/3: Incubus, “Pardon Me”

I don’t give a crap either way if Hunter Biden goes to jail or whatever other punishment awaited him. He’s an entitled piece of shit who tried to leverage the family name into a lucrative living, so sorry, no sympathy here.

And if you’re upset about his pardon because you’ve never liked the Bidens, fair enough. I’ve never liked them either. But if you’re going to pretend that this “erodes faith in our justice system” or some similar load of shit, I suspect you like the warm feeling of your colon enveloping your head.

Newly-elected New Jersey Sen. Andy Kim, for example, said the pardon “only feeds into this harmful assumption that the well-off and well-connected play by a different set of rules.” Hey, guess what, you fucking numbnuts – it’s not an assumption, it’s the obvious truth. And I’ll prove it.

Here, let’s try a counterfactual, you dipshit. Let’s say Biden doesn’t pardon Hunter. Would that dispel this assumption? Of course not. We just watched a rich piece of shit who should have been in jail decades ago get elected president. So please, Mr. Kim, with all due respect, shove it up your ass far enough to hit your tonsils.

This was the first hit for Incubus, reaching No. 3 on the Modern Rock Tracks chart in 1999. Though the band’s sound has softened somewhat, they’re still active today. That’s lead singer Brandon Boyd’s father in the video.