A Very Special Bonus Open Thread: Why Do We Need Chris Coons In The United States Senate?
Hmmm, let’s see–because he’s the only Democrat who can win? Uh, no.
Because he stands up to the oligarch billionaires and the Pedophile-In-Chief better than anyone else could? Uh, no.
Because of his moral compass as evidenced by his blind support for Netanyahu? Uh, no.
I could go on, but you get the point. I can not think of one single reason why Chris Coons should be our Senator. Virtually any other Democrat would be more–Democratic than this nepo baby.
Which is why I need your help. Tell us why we need Chris Coons in DC, and not just as a lawyer/lobbyist for WL Gore. Which, come to think of it, he’s been as senator.
I’m serious. But you don’t have to be.
Just in case Coonsie thought he would get off easy once Jason hung up his fake beard…
It keeps him out of Delaware.
But it doesn’t.
He’s ubiquitous AND omnipresent, either with a shovel in his hand and a comical hard hat adorning his bald pate, or standing behind an oversized check.
Each picture with one detail in common: A sports jacket he can’t button.
Come to think of it, if he were a Rethuglican, you know who he’d be? Go Murph Go.
Present? Not when the union representing poultry workers was stripped of its certification by twisted means in Millsboro. Very absent from that anti-labor putsch.
Right, I get that. But when it comes to empty PR gestures, he always shows up.
BTW, apropos of nothing, those photos of politicians wearing hard hats and sporting shovels are, um, the dirt worst.
Yeah, when they show up a year later for the inevitable ribbon cutting the images are, er, sharper.
Just being flippant, but well worth it for the “Each picture with one detail in common: A sports jacket he can’t button” line. A cheap, but hilariously true, dig.
Still trying to decide whether ‘No Joke Too Cheap’ will adorn my headstone…
What’s the most dangerous place in Delaware? Some would opine that it has to be Wilmington. Maybe I-95.
But alas, the answer is “between Chris Coons and a camera”. Think of how safe we would be without him in the Senate…