Kim Kardashian might become a lawyer soon, but that doesn’t mean she’s anything but stupid, and I’m not just referring to her decision to have multiple children with a mentally ill anti-Semite. I’m referring to her notion that the moon landings were faked, a belief so stupid that Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, no Einstein himself, had to set her straight.
There’s plenty of evidence that Americans set foot on the moon, but appealing to Kim Kardashian on an intellectual level is pissing up a rainpipe. Just riddle me this, Kimmy: If we didn’t land on the moon, how did Sting and the Police know what kind of steps you have to take there?
The song appeared on the second Police album, 1979’s “Regatta de Blanc,” and though the single went to No. 1 in the UK it failed to chart in America.
