Criminals, Communists, Crackheads and Weirdos: Which Are You?

According to Corey Stewart, who narrowly lost the Republican gubernatorial primary to Ed Gillespie and is now running for US Senate, all Democrats fall into one of the four categories listed above. Which are you?

To find out, check out this Mother Jones account of the Virginia Beach campaign rally where he explained the categories in more detail.

5 Comments

  1. AQC

    Do wen have to pick just one?

  2. Alby

    Certainly not. I qualify as both a Communist and a Weirdo.

  3. RE Vanella

    One-third each weirdo, commie and stoner. Does that count?

    Of course I’m registered unaffiliated and a member of DSA so…

  4. Joshua W

    I can attest to RE being a stoner, having witnessed it firsthand.

    I prefer to identify as a weirdo, but I acknowledge that I may also fit into being a communist as well.

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