Trump Spin Evolution
“I won the election. Biggest inauguration ever. What about Clinton emails?”
“I won the election. Hillary sore loser.”
“Russia?…Never heard of it. BTW, I won the most electoral college votes ever”
“Russia, no collusion. Obamacare is the worst.”
“DOJ is the deep state. The wall is going to be massive. Mexico will pay for it.”
“Collusion isn’t a crime. Why isn’t anyone investigating Clinton?”
“Sessions is terrible. He isn’t worried about the missing emails. Sad.”
“I never paid off that woman. What about Obama’s crimes? I never said Mexico will pay for the wall. SPACEFORCE!!”
“Cohen is terrible. I didn’t know him. No collusion.”
“The investigations are bogus because they are looking at crimes that I’ve been committing for years – not just the recent crimes I committed. Also, what about Clinton’s emails?”