RNC Facebook Membership Drive

Filed in National by on January 16, 2009

Check out the positive vision for America that the RNC is using to drive people to join its facebook thingy!

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Dear Friend,

Right-click here to download pictures. To help protect your privacy, Outlook prevented automatic download of this picture from the Internet.We’ve assembled over 42,000 supporters on Facebook committed to electing Republicans nationwide, and are striving for the new goal of 50,000. Will you join us?

It’s simple. Online activism + online mobilizing = Success in future elections.

Click here to join our growing online movement.

While you’re exploring our social network, take a look into Obama’s on BarackBook (be sure to install our Barackbook application for Facebook, too). You may be surprised to find such notable associations like recently convicted felon Tony Rezko; Detroit’s jailed mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick; Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich; and William Ayers, a founding and unrepentant member of the terrorist group Weather Underground.

Please take a moment to join our group and invite all your friends to do the same.

Sincerely,

Cyrus Signature
Cyrus Krohn
RNC eCampaign Director



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  1. h. says:

    The hole is getting deeper.

  2. jason330 says:

    “William Ayers” has worked so well for them. No wonder they are sticking with it.

  3. arthur says:

    cyrus krohn sounds like a disease named after miley.

  4. Unstable Isotope says:

    Sad.

  5. pandora says:

    Hmm… what’s missing? Oh wait! I know. Ideas and vision.

  6. Reis says:

    Instead of saying, “Join us and vote Republican no matter what”, they might have made a better and more significant impact saying, “We’re going to recruit better candidates who won’t embarass us by spouting moral slogans while avoiding knocking boots in public mens’ restrooms and torture chambers.”

  7. jason330 says:

    It’s simple. Online activism + online mobilizing = Success in future elections.

    BWah..ha.ha.ha.ha…

  8. RSmitty says:

    :slaps face and shakes head in utter shame over the imcompetence running these campaigns:

    I can’t blame him (I’m guessing at the gender), though. A good tactic would be to flout the positives, but I guess when the well is dry, what do you have left?

  9. anon says:

    At least they made a Facebook page that didn’t look like a dog threw up on it. I didn’t know that was possible; I thought it was a requirement.

  10. is this going to be their answer to Acorn?

  11. G Rex says:

    What’s a Facebook?

  12. meatball says:

    That cracks me up. I know older folks use it too, but isn’t mostly for preteens who lie about their age? I know many of my daughter’s friends use it and Myspace.

    It’s so 2005.

  13. Von Cracker says:

    Are we gonna see some RNC/GOP notables, past and present, such as:

    Osama bin Laden
    General Noriega
    Jack Abramoff
    Saddam Hussein
    G. Gordon Liddy
    Oliver North
    Ted Haggard
    Mark Foley
    Kyle “Dusty” Foggo
    Scooter Libby
    Duke Cunningham
    Bob Ney
    Tom “I’m stupid from bug spray” Delay
    Rush “order on that script” Limbaugh
    Lawrence ‘sellin’ secrets’ Franklin
    James “we be phone jammin” Tobin
    George Ryan
    Rep. Bill “Hit & Run” Janklow
    Ted Stevens (NO!!!!!!!!)
    Ralph “I’m not ghey” Reed
    Bob “Soiling my family name” Taft
    Tom “Owes Noes, mize coinz!” Noe

    Anyways…need I go on?

    Losers.

  14. Arthur Downs says:

    Why not throw in Trotsky and Che as Dems?

  15. Unstable Isotope says:

    They should get Mike Protack to run the site. He seems to have all the anti-Dem rhetoric memorized.

  16. Rebecca says:

    Hey! Let’s get bipartisan with these guys. NOT!