DL Open Thread: Tuesday, April 6, 2021- The ‘FUCK FLORIDA’ EDITION
Is is any wonder that Americans most grotesque and fraudulent President, and the worst first family has been welcomed by Florida? Of course they have. The Trump’s are the perfect mascots for the grotesque frauds that keep electing grotesque frauds like Matt Gaetz and Ron DeSantis.
Florida reservoir leaking toxic wastewater demonstrates decades of regulatory failure, environmental activists say
Florida man, Florida man,
great head of hair, studio tan,
if I were hitching in the Everglades
and you pulled up, I’d be afraid.
I wouldn’t climb into your minivan,
your swampmobile, O Florida man.
I’d wait for a ride with an honest trucker.
Anyone but you, you sleazy fucker.
I could go on and on about how bad Florida is. But I can’t imagine any one actually trying to defend the shit hole and its shithead residents, so I’ll just paste the rest of today’s FUCK YOU Florida news below and allow you all to agree with me in peace.
Former Florida GOP congressman: State politicians assuming Gaetz’s career is over
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis pressures CDC to allow cruises by July
Florida Republicans considering new election bill that would effectively ban giving voters water
Florida Republicans are considering a bill that would effectively make it a crime to give voters food or drink, including water, within 150 feet of polling places.
Will Florida’s transgender sports bill hurt business?
The NCAA pulled events from North Carolina after it passed its “bathroom bill” in 2016. Could the group do the same in Florida?
Florida Gov. DeSantis Rejects Vaccine Passports As ‘Completely Unacceptable’
DeSantis said he will issue emergency rules this week to prevent businesses from requiring proof of vaccination, and will work with Florida’s Legislature on a …
Well and truly said Jason, I hate that state as they always dwell at the bottom and elect the worst politicians available. Having reached “that age” always have a bit of contempt for the many people that retire there. As in go ahead, take a swim in the septic.
No wonder all the scam artists place their boiler rooms in Florida. When a call from Florida pops up i never answer it. Texas and Oklahoma is on the list as well.
Great article.
If one of your state’s largest industries is identity theft, you might be a shit hole state.
The thing about firing bullets into a crowd of 50 Floridians is that the odds are near zero that you’ll hit someone intelligent.
dude, they hit a 6 y/o…
leave potential Matt Gaetz victims out of this.
At an “impromptu block party” inside a store. In a pandemic. WTF is a 6-year-old doing at such an event? I stand by my observation about the lack of intelligence rampant among the Florida populace, and I frankly don’t give a shit if you’re offended.
Your mileage obviously varies, but your concern doesn’t make a shit bit of difference to anyone but you. The daily statistics would tell you that 22 Americans under age 17 are shot every day. This one was more preventable than many of them.
lol. i forgot. 6 year olds have oh-so-much agency about where they go and when. thats like thinking George Soros was responsible for the holocaust for shit he was forced to do as an 11 year old. grow up (respectfully)
it’s also humorous to me that you felt so compelled to write 2 paragraphs in response to what was actually a matt gaetz joke that flew over your head.
oh look. there I go getting triggered into being offended again. if only i could respond with a wanking gif.
It’s not about the 6-year-old’s agency. Their parents shouldn’t have had them there, period, and that’s whose judgment I find lacking. Soros’ parents were not similarly responsible.
But I apologize for the joke going over my head. As far as I’ve heard he stuck to underage teens. What’s good enough for Roy Moore is good enough for any Republican.
looks like the gasoline-huffing residents of Pensacola… the Florida of florida… still support their “man” ( not to say that matt gaetz isnt cis gender/male…. his predatory behaviors makes that clear…. he just cant be a human)
Let’s not forget that a large proportion of people who live in Florida moved there so they wouldn’t have to pay state income taxes. That’s why the Rethugs control the place.
Ha, okay, despite my sentiment yesterday I appreciate just going all in like this thread did.
Bucking the trend, my grandparents moved OUT of Florida to Myrtle Beach! Not a much better state, mind you, but a closer drive for me, and 10 minutes from my parents!
Never let it be said that Jason does things halfway…
My grandfather also recently evacuated Florida to come back to the Union. It’s why I’m now ok with a blanket condemnation of the whole rotten adult population.
Just wait until later this Spring when all of the 6 month and a day Florida residents return to our beach communities to regale us with tales from the land of sunshine & cocaine. I almost can’t wait for Halloween.