DL Open Thread Thursday, July 13, 2023

Filed in Open Thread by on July 13, 2023

Sorry for the late post, everybody else is off and my plane was late.

The DOJ is appealing the sentences handed down to Oath Keepers because their sentences, including 18 years for head dipshit Stewart Rhodes for seditious conspiracy, are well below sentencing guidelines. Personally, I fail to see why the sentence was not death by hanging.

Pampered fat white guys aren’t really cut out for prison. Disgraced former Ohio House Speaker Larry Householder made it one week before asking for a reduction in his 20-year sentence for bribery, and the dude has a point. How can corruption, even the largest case in Ohio history, merit a longer sentence than trying to overthrow the federal government?

I simply cannot do a better job describing this story than the headline writer for the New York Post:
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. press dinner explodes in war of words and farting
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The floor’s yours.

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  1. mediawatch says:

    Post and Daily News have long battled for best headline writing honors in the Big Apple. Right now, Post also has a much better sports section.

  2. Jason330 says:

    Speaking of sentences, Elizabeth Holmes has hardly started serving and her prison sentence has been reduced by two years.

    She’s now projected to be released on Dec. 29, 2032 – which prob means October 2025

  3. Ben says:

    basically every climate-denying argument i have ever heard amounts to “IM FFAAARRTTINNGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
    thats actually generous, since loud farts are funny as hell.

  4. Arthur says:

    not being a conspiracy nut but they have no video evidence of where the baggie of coke came from? you mean there are parts of the WH (outside of bathrooms) that are fully covered in cameras?

    • Jean says:

      It was probably a staffer who has a “real promising future” ahead of them. It will be dealt with privately

      • John Kowalko says:

        It was probably planted, with fingerprints wiped clean, by them idiot Republicans so they could circle jerk more “hearings” on the Biden White House. Shocking, I tell you. Load them big guns Jim Jordan, you perverted child molestation enabler.

  5. Jean says:

    The criminal who shoplifted a half million rounds of ammo from cable as is getting off on minor charges. She was clever enough to feed the DOJ the exact lines they wanted to hear.

    On the upside, she would have probably been safer in prison. She’s free issue to anyone who has been victimized by gun violence in the tri state area over the past year. Maybe a survivor or family member of a victim can teach her a lesson she won’t forget.