If I had a nickle

Filed in National by on March 25, 2009

For every time a chick tried to handcuff herself to me after I wanted to dump her boy I’d be

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  1. david anderson says:
    March 25, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    She sounded like an exciting person. He shouldn’t press charges; he should give out her number so she won’t have time for him.

  2. Donhusseinsquishviti says:
    March 25, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    just another example of your style of marriage that will save our civilization

  3. Brian Shields says:
    March 25, 2009 at 9:10 pm

    I heard the 911 call on the radio today, and boy was this crazy.

    It brought on a real honest conversation about the inability of a man to defend himself in a situation like this, and be treated fairly by the police.

    Many said one bruise or one black eye doled out in self defense and the tables are turned in her favor, so he just had to sit there and take it until the police arrived.

  4. Donhusseinsquishviti says:
    March 25, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    but at least it was a “real” marriage the way god intended it

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