In order to prove his faith. At the last minute, God said:
“Psych!!! Just kidding! Thanks for believing in me an’ shit! Guaranteed place in Heaven!”
As a bonus, in the future you’ll get to torture in Hell a guy named Falwell. I’ll explain everyting later. I’m working on a clone I’m calling Jesus now, so I’ll have to get back to you (no, he’s not Puerto Rican). But, and here’s the kicker, he won’t really be Jewish either!!! Later, dude.”
When it comes down to a bunch of self-appointed experts arguing about the sound of one hand clapping or the amount of angels that can dance on the head of a pin, I’m pretty much glazed over.
Isaac.
…if I understand the question.
According to which religion?
In order to prove his faith. At the last minute, God said:
“Psych!!! Just kidding! Thanks for believing in me an’ shit! Guaranteed place in Heaven!”
As a bonus, in the future you’ll get to torture in Hell a guy named Falwell. I’ll explain everyting later. I’m working on a clone I’m calling Jesus now, so I’ll have to get back to you (no, he’s not Puerto Rican). But, and here’s the kicker, he won’t really be Jewish either!!! Later, dude.”
“God said Psych!!” would be a good title for Norman Mailer novel.
Close, Julie Sweeney has a movie called “God said Ha!”
david is right…
which religion is the point of the question.
one is isaace the other is ishmail…
a pretty significant answer when it comes to religion.
the question to this question is….
which person is right..or better asked
which religion is right?
When it comes down to a bunch of self-appointed experts arguing about the sound of one hand clapping or the amount of angels that can dance on the head of a pin, I’m pretty much glazed over.