I have a question

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Can someone tell me if Noah built his ark before or after God created these 28 other planets?

It seems like a heck of a lot of work to take care of in 7 days is why I am asking…

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  1. David says:
    May 29, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    Before Noah’s ark.

    But I do know that dinosaurs were on Noah’s ark. Did you?

    Creationism Museum

  2. Chris says:
    May 29, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Wow! That comment smacks of anti-religion. Ok then. Just who is responsible for these planets? Oh thats right…just one big happy accident. When absolute nothingness erupted into a sprawling universe. Just wish the nothingness in my wallet would do the same.

  3. donviti says:
    May 29, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    anti bible chris…except when it suits me of course. I like to pick and choose stories out of it to make my point. It is an awesome debating tactic we use exceptionally well in this country.

    I realize the really tough questions in your life can be explained in one simple sentence. “God did it”.

    This just in…

    WORLD FOUND NOT TO BE FLAT!!!

  4. Hube says:
    May 29, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    That’s not what Chris said, dimwitty. He asked, basically, who set off the Big Bang?

    Do you have an answer? Or are you off to spelling & grammar class?

  5. anon says:
    May 29, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    On Noah’s ark, what did the carnivores eat?

  6. anon says:
    May 29, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    The fact of planets, evolution, or the complexity of human intelligence neither requires nor precludes God.

    What will probably always be unexplained is the answer to the question: “Why is there something instead of nothing?”

  7. Chris says:
    May 29, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    “anti bible chris…except when it suits me of course. I like to pick and choose stories out of it to make my point. It is an awesome debating tactic we use exceptionally well in this country.”

    Must be feeling surly like I am today. Not enough sleep will do that.

    Science is a wonderful thing and someday we will fully understand how everything developed. However, the beginning of “existence” will never be able to be explained by science. Because there is no scientific way to discover or explain what existed before anything existed. There is no logical way of handling that. I choose to believe that an supreme being is behind this all. Yes, I can’t explain in what existence the supreme being exists…but that is kind of the point.

    You are not required to believe it. But don’t diminish other’s beliefs by accusing them of solving all difficult questions with the sentence “God did it”. At no time did I compare the shape of the earth with Jason’s head. Just because fragments of the church in history did so, does not mean I do…or even would have had I lived then.

    Should science ever come up with a way to fully disprove the involvement of God, I may revisit the issue. But since that will never happen, my belief remains unshaken….

  8. Joe M says:
    May 29, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    We honestly can’t say whether or not we will discover how it all began. No one can see into the future, and considering the fact that we have discovered the answers to questions that many thought were unanswerable, I’m confident it will be figured out.

    It’s simply bad science to say that we’ll never know how something happened, therefore god did it.

  9. liberalgeek says:
    May 29, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    The question is just how literally one takes the bible. There are people that still hold on the the notion that the world is 4700 years old. They stand by this because that is what they believe that the bible is saying. If you take a more loose translation of the bible and say that the 6 days is symbolic of huge amounts of time, fine.

    I should also point out here that I am not saying that this is what Chris is doing, just that there are people out there that make it tough on the rest of the believers.

  10. God says:
    May 29, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    If you think the Earth I created is 10,000 years you may also think that I am typing this, (which I am) so listen up.

    Worship me, the LORD THY GOD with your head AND your heart. That’s why I made you.

    That’s all.

  11. liberalgeek says:
    May 29, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    I didn’t think God used contractions.

  12. Von Cracker says:
    May 29, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    The bible and koran = Aesop’s fables, only more misogynistic and violent!

    The Don and I will be at “Spelling and Grammar” class, while Hube attends Telepathy 101.

    Here’s a question for you all….

    Would you rather think of Humanity as the confluence of completely random terrestrial and celestial events, or a lab-rat experiment made by and for the pleasure of an unknown, whimsical deity?

  13. donviti says:
    May 29, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    Pube,

    I only asked which came first….

    I didn’t see these 28 planets in the bible anywhere so I was wondering if they came before or after Noahs ark.

    Chris implied I said there was no God, when I didn’t. I answered by saying anti bible.

    It’s 3pm, don’t you have another appointment fo call someone else to names?

  14. donviti says:
    May 29, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    Von Cracker,

    great question,

    Would you rather think of Humanity as the confluence of completely random terrestrial and celestial events, or a lab-rat experiment made by and for the pleasure of an unknown, whimsical deity?

    Not sure how to answer it though, Pube has me so (insert sniffle sound) so scared that no matter what I answer I will sound dumb, unedumacated and (gasp) nothing like him!~

    So out of this fear I cannot answer yet. I must let Pubealmighty go first. He is so much smarter than me and quite frankly all these other commenters. He has such a better grasp of everything so whatever his answer is to this question, heck, it will be mine too

  15. jason330 says:
    May 29, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    The flying spagetti monster’s reasons can not be explained with human language.

  16. Von Cracker says:
    May 29, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    His Noodly Appendage has touched us all!

  17. donviti says:
    May 29, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    didn’t they try to impeach clinton for his noodly appendage?

    (rimshot!)

  18. anon says:
    May 29, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    Welcome WDEL listeners! Really, this isn’t what we normally talk about…

  19. Hube says:
    May 29, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    It’s 3pm, don’t you have another appointment fo call someone else to names?

    ??

    If this was meant as a bust, try again man. As I said, work on that spelling and grammar! READING IS FUNDAMENTAL, even at your surly age!

  20. Other God says:
    May 30, 2007 at 11:10 am

    Why you jealous old fart. Why are you soooo worried that they may worship me before you? You are just insecure is all.

    Seriously, I feel like two of my fingers are argueing about the nature of our brain.

    To you humans, go about your business. Love one another. Peace.

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