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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

 

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of “cocktails”, “highballs” and just a good old-fashioned “stiff drink”. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

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  1. jason330 says:
    August 3, 2007 at 3:22 pm

    Man I saw the punchline from a mile away and I told myself not to laugh.

    Mycoxafloppin

    I failed.

  2. Priscilla says:
    August 4, 2007 at 10:46 am

    Levin has a drug named after him.

    It has something to do with getting 80% of your dollars from the Government ( medicaid and medicare) and when the competition gets tough you sell out to Walgreens.

    The drug is called: Iamapussy.

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