When to use the F word
I am pretty liberal with the f’ word I must say, but this list is a good gauge for all of us that use it a little to much to go by.
When is @#$% Acceptable? There are only eleven times in history where the “F” word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?”
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. “What the @#$% was that?”
Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945
9. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”
Custer, 1877
8. “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”
Einstein, 1938
7. “It does so @#$%ing look like her!”
Picasso, 1926
6. “How the @#$% did you work that out?”
Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”
Michelangelo, 1566
4. “Where the @#$% am I?”
Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”
Noah, 4314 BC
2. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”
Bill Clinton, 1998
and a drum roll please………
1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @%#*^ing mad.”
Saddam Hussein, 2003
hat tip to Gerinamo for this list
As a prolific f-bomber myself, I can only comment that this is truly @#$%ing marvellous.