I wish I could be Gary Stockbridge* and pick which laws applied to me. I’d get to work a lot faster everyday.
*Some say that Gary Stockbridge is such a horrible person because he was deprived of maternal affection due to the fact that he was born with a full set of monstrous looking pointy teeth. I happen to endorse that theory.
that’s not fair Jason
If you are going to state theories don’t leave out being born with horns too
I hear he has both male and female genitalia.
I don’t think it’s fair to attack him for his appearance.
EDIT: Actually, I turned off my monitor, and the picture stayed there. Fire away.
What about his ‘lop sided’ head? Every good Momma knows that’s from letting the baby rest in one position pretty much all the time….that would tie in w/the ‘abandoned & unloved’ by Momma theory.
I don’t understand why you single him out. He’s doing what any CEO in his shoes would do. In other words, I blame society.
Al –
Part of what is wrong with society is that individuals are not being called out for their crappy/unethical/greedy/poor decisions.
It’s the “who me?” decade.
Jason: It was a “Repo Man” reference. Shows my age.
Odd. I was just thinking “plate of shrimp.”
You know how everyone is into weirdness these days?