Gary Stockbridge Feels That The Law Should Not Apply to Delmarva Power

Filed in National by on December 11, 2007

Yes. It is that simple.

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I wish I could be Gary Stockbridge* and pick which laws applied to me. I’d get to work a lot faster everyday.

*Some say that Gary Stockbridge is such a horrible person because he was deprived of maternal affection due to the fact that he was born with a full set of monstrous looking pointy teeth. I happen to endorse that theory.

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  1. donviti says:

    that’s not fair Jason

  2. donviti says:

    If you are going to state theories don’t leave out being born with horns too

  3. disbelief says:

    I hear he has both male and female genitalia.

  4. RickJ says:

    I don’t think it’s fair to attack him for his appearance.

    EDIT: Actually, I turned off my monitor, and the picture stayed there. Fire away.

  5. ANNON II says:

    What about his ‘lop sided’ head? Every good Momma knows that’s from letting the baby rest in one position pretty much all the time….that would tie in w/the ‘abandoned & unloved’ by Momma theory.

  6. Al Mascitti says:

    I don’t understand why you single him out. He’s doing what any CEO in his shoes would do. In other words, I blame society.

  7. jason330 says:

    Al –

    Part of what is wrong with society is that individuals are not being called out for their crappy/unethical/greedy/poor decisions.

    It’s the “who me?” decade.

  8. Al Mascitti says:

    Jason: It was a “Repo Man” reference. Shows my age.

  9. jason330 says:

    Odd. I was just thinking “plate of shrimp.”

  10. Al Mascitti says:

    You know how everyone is into weirdness these days?