F Marry Kill

Filed in National by on January 11, 2008

For the guys:

Jessica Simpson, Brittany Spears, Paris Hilton

 I await your answers

 For the Ladies:

Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Antonio Banderas

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  1. JohnnyX says:
    January 11, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    F – Simpson. Looks are about all she’s got going for her.

    Marry – Gotta go with Hilton, she’s probably got the most dough coming her way out of all of them.

    Spears, of course, you’ve gotta kill. That is, if she doesn’t manage to kill herself (or you) first!

  2. TeriH says:
    January 11, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    F-Antonio Banderas- It would be like taking a trip to Spain, a mini vacation if you will. Plus his sexy voice is to die for.
    Marry-Tom Hanks- Hanks is my dream man. Talented, Smart, Funny…Everything about him interests me. I just want to sit down and talk with him. Plus, his cute little grin would just sweep me off my feet. I love that he’s one of the biggest celebrity names but you rarely hear anything about his personal life. He seems really down to earth. I’m almost in love with him and we’ve never met.
    Kill-Tom Cruise-Everything about him just annoys the crap out of me. Plus, I don’t find him the slightest big attractive.

  3. Whoever YOU want it to be says:
    January 12, 2008 at 12:04 am

    How did Cruise make the List???? He’s a short scientologist who makes my skin crawl.

  4. Mat Marshall says:
    January 12, 2008 at 10:20 am

    F Simpson, Kill Hilton, Marry Spears (are we allowed to have affairs?)

  5. donviti says:
    January 13, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Whoever,

    this post was intentially to appease you!

    That’s why it was an F Marry kill goofball

    Matt,

    of course, everyone knows we celebrites don’t count

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