Happy Sarah Palin Day!
Dear Sarah,
As you step down as Governor of Alaska and into punditry, I wanted to thank you for destroying John McCain’s chances of beating Barrack Obama. I will always love you for that. I hope you can keep “bringing the crazy” and make the entire Republican party radio-active to the cast majority of Americans. That would be super!
Good luck with your future endeavors and if you think of it, get your children some real sex ed on the down low. I would hate for your premature great grand-motherhood to put a crimp in your speaking schedule 16 years from now.
Keep rocking!
Jason330
DelawareLiberal
“I wanted to thank you for destroying John McCain’s chances of beating Barrack Obama.”
As a conservative, I would never vote for a bumbling old ‘cross the aisle’ fool like McCain. Palin was actually the highlight of his inept campaign (until his ‘handlers’ got a hold of her).
The latest elections stats tell us what I already knew.
1.) As a percentage of eligible voters, turnout was lower in ’08 than in ’04.
2.) The largest loss in turnout was among older conservatives, i.e., those who would rather sit-out the election rather than vote for McCain. This ensured an Obama win.
However, now that BO has been elected, it is painfully obvious that socialism is his only goal. Thus, he will be a one-and-done president. Recent polling data shows a general decline in support, including a 15% drop in support among independents (from 51% to 36%). As long as the Republicans run a conservative rather than a ‘moderate,’ they will regain the White House in ’12.
And as a side note, the once-assured Democrat increases in the ’10 Congressional races have been erased. Thanks, BO.
I am trying to figure out, well the wife and I are thinking about different ways we can celebrate this special day, a special day that encompasses Alaska — not only Alaska but the other 49 states — and one way to honor this American, cause isn’t America great, is to speak — and if you write — speak and write in sentences that are disjointed, sentences that are everything.
I see callerRick took up my call for writing in nonsense even before he read what I wrote.
Brilliant. That is a…you’ve hit on great way to..you know…the honoring of Sarah Palin is the important thing.
Yep.
Great letter. Sarah didn’t want her boring, hard job as governor to get in the way of her really ambitions – making lots and lots of money for herself. Good luck!
Bonus fun remembrance:
Remember how the right wing freaked out when Newsweek put up a cover with Sarah Palin’s face which showed *gasp* wrinkles, pores and facial hair?
Nonsense? Like ‘a special day that encompasses Alaska?’ I see.
Yep, right on cue CallerRick shows up to try to rewrite history to prove that Obama didn’t really have a big victory or anything.
Rick is stupid but, it seems, not untrainable.
Palin is laughing at all the liberals.
She gets to leave office, write a book, give speeches, make money for her family, stop the unfounded ethics allegations and most of all make her own choices.
Best way to make a liberal mad, be happy and work hard.
By the way, if you think Palin is why McCain lost you need a boost in your IQ. Look at the tracking polls. Around September 18th when the Wall Street implosion started is when McCain was doomed.
What about Obama’s failures on the Free Choice Act? Cap and Trade? Health Care? Unemployment? Deficits? Or are they Palin’s fault?
Mike Protack
Protack is right. We should help Palin by coming up with slogans for he next Presidential campaign. How about, “Palin: Just As Smart as George W Bush!”
or
Sarah Palin = George W. Bush With a Vagina and Less of a Resume!!”
Sarah Palin: Because the Bush Doctrine was just too complicated.
Sarah Palin: Also
Sarah Palin: When the going gets tough, the tough quit
Sarah Palin: Because money is more important that promises
Don’t forget to sign up for Sarah Palin’s twitter feed @AKGovPalin (will she change the name?). She’s promised that she can let loose since she’s no longer governor.
LOL. GWB with a Vagina.
Anyway I always thought Cheney was GWB’s vagina. I even have a picture.
You’re right that Cheney was the strong part of the Bush/Cheney partnership nemski.
“When the going gets tough, the tough quit” – The Palin Doctrine.
I love the pic of GWB’s vagina… also, I am torn on whether to let Palin slide into obscurity, of if I should continue to bring her up every few weeks just to highlight the retardedness of the neo-con base… any thoughts on that?
I really don’t think we are going to have to contrive to work her into the conversation over the next few months and years. If she were simply the competent Republican Governor of Alaska with a realistic sense of her abilities instead of a power hungry, egomaniac, wingnut nobody would know her name right now.
The Quitta from Wasilla leaves office still sliding in popularity and other attributes in polls. Only 40% of Americans see her favorably which is way down from 58% almost a year ago.
But I guess we shouldn’t be surprised that Mr. Shallow Bench is defending the Quitta from Wasilla — neither one seems to be constitutionally able to go the distance, politically.
I thought she was quitting to play basketball? 🙂