Obama Needs some Phone help with the Potomac Primaries

Filed in National by on February 11, 2008

I’m hearing that they need some help over the next 2 days to get the word out. You can help from your home by just making a few calls during peoples dinner hour and totally disturb them while they sit around the dinner table yelling at each other.  The great part is you can make the calls from the crapper, in the nude, while making love, watching porn or even while having a beer.  They will never know and can be our little joke.  Woohooooooo, personally I’m going to be doing the calling with my hands down my pants and hopefully passing gas phase of my evening. 

I kid b/c I care…

 oh and if you no habla englis it no matter (insert high pitched illegal alien voice here) porque?  because we need ayudar en espanol tambien! 

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  1. Mat Marshall says:

    That’s “Potomac”

  2. Mat Marshall says:

    Also, just some advice, I like to call in accents. Makes it a lot of fun. Minnesota is a personal favorite.

  3. donviti says:

    dang, that thing looked like a jason post…

  4. disbelief says:

    With caller ID, won’t Hillary be able to track us down?

  5. disbelief says:

    We’d be in the same position as Jason with Carper. <>

  6. donviti says:

    she doesn’t need caller Id, they already know where you live.

    think Pink Floyd.

    Where have you been?
    It’s all right – we know where you’ve been…