Why The Onion Will Not Endorse Obama
I was recently thinking about writing something very similar to this article last week. I’m glad they saved me the typing. It is hard to ignore the compelling case against an Obama Presidency. Be sure to read the non-endorsement, all of our lives may depend on it.
You can see the Republican ad now.
“Barack Obama. Weak on Comets. Weak on Mega Tsunamis.”