Breaking! New Compromising Carrie Prejean Footage! Here! Now!

Filed in National by on November 17, 2009

This goes back to when she first ‘found the Lord’. Hadn’t even dyed her hair blonde yet, although the boobs might already have been altered. I’d require a closer inspection to either confirm or deny.

This footage has been under court-ordered seal, andĀ sitting in the vault of a television production company . You know, the one that produces that Saturday night guilty pleasure that you hate to admit you watch.

Due to my contacts in both the music and entertainment industries, I have finally unearthed this exclusive video. In the public interest, I now, at some risk to myself, make this available to you:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjOflq4Ef4c[/youtube]

You’re welcome.

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  1. wikwox says:

    “Due to my contacts in both the music and entertainment industries,”
    Playin’ the Blue Parrot, eh?

  2. V says:

    so there is now a blog, devoted to picking apart each individual entry of another blog?

    amazing.

  3. cassandra_m says:

    V — it has to be another blog, since Delaware Patriot knows from vast experience that his weak shit won’t survive over here.

  4. Some people have too much time on their hands, obviously.

  5. Wikwox wrote:

    “Due to my contacts in both the music and entertainment industries,” Playin’ the Blue Parrot, eh?”

    Actually, my TV remote keeps me in close contact with both the music AND entertainment industries…

  6. MJ says:

    Delaware “Patriot” is a wanker.

  7. Progressive Mom says:

    I might find it flattering if someone dedicated an entire website to bashing mine.

    Must mean I was having a positive impact.

  8. pandora says:

    Guess we got game. šŸ˜‰