Top “Mike Castle and John McCain are so old…” Jokes (To Date)
8 ) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they think the phonograph is the work of the devil.
7) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they took turns driving Ms. Daisy.
6) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they both try to be the first to yell “steam shovel!” when they see a backhoe.
5) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they remember what the best thing was befor sliced bread.
4) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, when they were in history class they talked about the prior week.
3) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, their social security numbers are 9 and 14
2) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they watch PBS.
1) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to an apartment they shared in Philly.
New SUSA poll shows the GOP could have a chance against Carney or Castle.
X stryker makes a good point.
Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they fart dust.
Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they remember when the Amish were stylish.
Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they voted for building Hadrian’s Wall to keep the Scots from stealing Roman jobs.
Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, when Al Gore took credit for the internet, they took credit for inventing the fisherman’s net.
awesome.
Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, and white, and male that they are Republicans. Cause that’s all that’s left of the GOP.
As an bonified elder I found the ‘Blond’ jokes funnier.
Sorry Birdie.
One more…
Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, that when they drive somewhere and McCain turns to Castle and asks “Do you want to take a pee break?” Castle says, “I just did.”