Guest Post By Senator Tom Carper

Filed in National by on April 12, 2008

Jason330,

You kill me. Seriously, you amuse me. You make me laugh. You are a clown to me. Let me see? If I keep voting to protect bank profits, a bunch of unwashed-pinko-Grateful-Dead-looking-rejects are going to be sore. Do I have that right?

All righty then.

TC

PS. I’m mad at myself for the five minutes I spent being pissed off at you losers.

Thanks for checking in Senator. I am going ot miss the dismemberment threats.

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Comments (6)

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  1. Rob Foraker says:
    April 13, 2008 at 9:22 am

    Mr. Carper, I noticed you have a comment that defines your personality.(unwashed-pinko-Grateful-Dead-looking-rejects) May I use this in the news?

  2. Senator Tom Carper says:
    April 13, 2008 at 9:29 am

    Sure. Have a ball.

  3. Al Mascitti says:
    April 13, 2008 at 9:30 am

    Somebody better tell Rob that it wasn’t really Carper.

  4. anon says:
    April 13, 2008 at 9:30 am

    Rob is either a genius who is pushing this joke to the next level, or….

  5. jason330 says:
    April 13, 2008 at 9:39 am

    I never remember to mark these as satire because I forget about Rob as a potential reader.

  6. Senator Tom Carper says:
    April 13, 2008 at 9:53 am

    See you jack asses ask me why I am so embded with the banks and chemical companies…. becuase at least they have a brain.

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